Ok, I have got to rant here. I’m dicking around on the web this morning, as I am wont to do, and I come across this article:

How to Slow Down Your Life and Enjoy the Ride — Right Now

And you know what advice it offers? Don’t bother reading, I can give it to you right here.

Live mostly for today, less for tomorrow, and almost never about yesterday.

That’s right, people. The way to slow down and enjoy the moment is to live in the moment that’s happening now, not the other ones. See? And you thought the way to enjoy NOW was to wallow in the past while constantly reminding yourself that the future could be even worse. Silly you.